Bathroom conversations

Mom, "God made our eyes so we could see, our nose so we could smell, our ears so we could hear."

Eli, (pause and puzzled look) "Why did God make our forehead?"

Mom, (pause) "ummm for our eyebrows?"

Yea, I didn't really know what to say to that one.


Mr. Pitiful had a stomach virus today and that was no fun. Milk is not a pleasant thing to clean up on the second go around. Thankfully he started feeling better after his nap. He's started calling Olivia and I "little lady". Olivia was putting her foot on the keyboard as he typed and he said, "quit it wittle wady". He cracks me up daily...even when he's puny.